Hola, TenacityTown,
The Kok here, fresh from retirement. Baby Naggy and I have been doing the political thing for the last two years and had us a whirlwind of a time. Baby Naggy even met the woman of his dreams - but it turns out she was just using him for his contacts in the world of professional media. That bulldog of a woman tossed Baby Naggy to the curb - poor fella loves her so much he still wears her pin. Join me Friday night at Old Irontoe's in Kaladim, we're gonna get Baby Naggy liquored up and bring in some of the finest Dwarven show girls to get his mind off his lost love.
But enough about me (Really, is it ever possible to hear enough about me?) - let's talk about the goings on about TenacityTown, particularly how we're spreading our particular brand of depravity around Norrath. Or the shattered remains of Norrath. Or the potentially shattered future remains of Norrath's past...
...seriously? SoD's storyline reads like it was cobbled together from a couple of Lost wannabes on fanfiction.net. Either way - we own that shizz!
Discord Tower - DI Rotations are back in style
True Story - Ruffles can shoot ass-lasers from his hands. See below:
Does the Curator look suprised or excited?
The Pixxt Curator of Anal Pleasure, or whatever his name is, tried to put up a good fight. As expected, the Pain Train rolled right over his tan, rippling, well-defined pectorals and washboard abs with all the ferocity of Motasa on an un-guarded sheep. I know you're not surprised, the guy has to have two chicks do most of his fighting for him and, as Dr. Champ is always reminding us, girls don't play EverQuest.
Some new goodies were passed around to the crowd, Zyris logged, and we decided to call it a night. A dozen or so slack-ass Tenacitizens headed off to bed (or redtube) and the rest of us decided to go wipe on the Scryer for shits and giggles. That's just how we roll.
SURPRISE! Tenacity forgets how to wipe
And this time, I'm not just talking about Shimo hurrying back from the throne to answer a tech support call:
Seriously, do NOT get between Gnome 7 and loot.
With approximately 42 battle rezzes, 629 emeralds used for DI, 1 gimp-ass MGB HoT from a recently un-retired newsman, a real MGB HoT from one of Tenacity's finest, and a dozen bowls blazed and smoked (Without Snuff or Tasa in sight) - TenacityTown came out on top, the Pain Train was packed full of loot, and we decided to give the denziens of Discord Tower some nap time.
But we're rollin' back into town tonight, and Baby Naggy's bringing crystal meth. On an unrelated note, free Crystal Meth for all of our knights (26 Knights on Meth is the equivalent DPS of Seamist when the Saints aren't playing). Don't ask me to back that with math, nobody wants more bunny graphs.
Quotes!
Team Teh Nasty decided to try and melt my screenshot key this week with all the quality quotes. I've plucked a few choice bits of low-hanging fruit for your enjoyment:
A Reading from the Book of Tib:
Reason #27 not to LD on a Tenacity Raid:
Speaking of Rippling Abs:
Credit: McRuff
And two big wins for our buddy Tasa this week:
Credit: Florencia
Credit: Motasa
That Being Said....
That's the news for today, TenacityTown. Dr. Champ Muram is still the Editor-in-Chief of this clustermug and he's breathing down my neck to go scrub the latrines. Bear in mind, Tenacity is happy to have you back after a break - but the hazing is on a whole different level. Duke Fraternities have nadda on Tibber.
Until next time, Team Tenacity.
The Kok, Out.
