If you are interested contact any Tenacity member online to route you to an officer or recruiter.
Per usual any class that we are 'not open' on - we will consider exceptional people (not necessarily toons as people are more important).
Current Status (June 2010)
We are farming tower as much as we can along with some lower tier "hard" raids.
In UF, Fippy and Beast are down and PG is soon to follow.
Have hit our normal summer lull where people are going on holiday or transitioning from school but, that is normal and expected over the last 8+ years at this time.
As many of you know, we have had quite the influx of FNGs lately. In fact, we have so many apps that half our members don't know who half our apps are.
I'll let everyone work the math out for a moment...
Anyways, with so many new members, it's time for some TehNasty orientation. Time to see what TehNasty is really about. Time to see that we really do put the NASTY in Tenacity.
**I wonder if his girlfriend knows...**
I <3 my fellowship
Right... Good to know...
Words cannot describe how fucked up this is
In other news, Krieg is back. Within the first few days, he proved to us without a doubt that it's the real Krieg.
The real question is... where was he? He said he wasn't in jail... but he also said this:
And then possibly the worst of all, Marc said a bad, bad word in guild chat, and insulted Seamist in the worst possible way.
This next quote was just too awesome not to include. Thank you, Shimazuul.
And now for the reason you all came here. My screenshot of Dynae's nipple.
It was bigger than I expected, too. But her pushed-up boobs picture is still top-rated!
Well there's only one thing left to report on. My tribute to Vothsisx for all the time and effort he's put into the guild over the years. No, he's not quitting or anything. I just figured now is a good time to pay tribute in the Tenacity way. So here's a collection of the best of Vothsisx from the past week or so.
Darth Shimo paid his own tribute to General Vothsisx too. We even got this one on video.
Watch General Vothsisx try and give his weekly status report to Darth Shimo below!
This week, Team Tenacity proceeded to kill Fippy with only 1 death throughout the entire raid (even on the damned DT phase), and we killed Mintalee the Beast again on our first attempt. I'd say we've got it down to a farm status now.
Fresh with new loot, the Pain Train rolled over Tower as well, and we gave The Unburrowing a shot. We'll have it down soon.
But now for the important stuff, the Pain Train also picked up some well-known celebrities that have been in the news lately.
First we found Inchon. He was at the lake by his home in Felwithe, crying about Brett Favre's retirement. He was still naked, leaving me with the impression he'd only just gotten over his episode of crying in the shower after the Vikings lost last year.
Next we came across Tiger Woods. Apparently he pissed off his wife, Keeper of the Stones, so she chased after him with his golf clubs...
Aaaaand Tiger down!
Mcruff later found out what caused the whole shitstorm in the first place.
Last to board the Pain Train was Lindsay Lohan. As many of you are aware, she recently was released from prison or jail or some shit. I managed to get in on the scene at the very moment she was being released.
Next I asked her what she was going to do now that she's out of jail...
/sigh. In the Kelethin treetops, no less.
Hmm... I guess I wasn't first on the scene after all....
And now... it's not your moment of zen, but it's something to ponder nonetheless...
Hail, Tenacitizens! (and hi everyone else reading this special edition of P.AN.T.S.)
April 25, 2010. A day everyone remembers as the day Team Tenacity saved our esteemed server of Druzzil Ro by kicking Mintalee all the way to another server.
Sadly, she ended up on Xegony, and once again the server needs saving. Some guilds would shirk away from the task, but not us. Team Tenacity once again endeavored to make our server a better place.
Our FNGs are particularly dedicated...
We found Mintalee sunbathing by a lake in the Cooling Chambers.
She was busy making hotkeys for her bot, so she didn't see us sneaking up behind her. Team Tenacity quickly engaged Mintalee, and it was clear that at first, she was confident in her ability to defeat us this time.
However, as the fight progressed, she realized she couldn't do this on her own, so she CoHed Dunhere to help her out.
She finally realized even Dunhere wouldn't save her, and she set her swarm pets on us! I don't have any photos of them, because they were too weak to give a shit about. But maybe if Mintalee hadn't gone AFK after sending in her pets, she'd have had a chance.
And here is the proof of our great deed!
Moving on to some other big issues, Heindor reports on the Gulf Oil Spill:
In other news, I'd like to formally welcome Mcruff back to the game. At first, I was a little worried he'd undergone some... changes... while he's been gone. Here's why.
Then I grouped with him and some nice druid from another guild... poor druid, it's still the same old... err, young, Mcruff.
In Inter-Guild News, as soon as Cuddles of Seofon heard about this very special News Report, he begged me to include a piece on him. At first I said no... I mean he's not part of Team Tenacity. But then he got REALLY persuasive with me, and, well... here's a shot of Cuddles getting on his knees and showing me just how far he'll go to get in the news.
And in MORE Inter-Guild News, I got wind of a new guild forming up. Check it out!
Well, I of course took that as a challenge...
Yeah... you want to out-nasty TehNasty?
... Good luck
I don't really have a theme for this one, but I found it hilariously funny, so I'm just randomly throwing this in there.
And now for your moment of zen!!
What's next for Team Tenacity? Pellucid Grotto raid goes down soon... Fippy and Beast dying repeatedly until then.
Good evening Tenacitizens, tonight I give you a BREAKING NEWS update. As many of you are aware, Tiberinus recently returned after having to be away for what he called "personal reasons."
Right. And it's just coincidence that he was out during the World Cup - one of the biggest sporting events on the planet - and he hates sports. I didn't believe it either, so I did some digging.
Here's some of the World Cup footage, recently released, proving that Tib was in fact at the World Cup during his outage, carrying on his anti-sports crusade. Of course, he was in disguise - half the teams wouldn't have shown up if they had known Tib was there.
Tib heard about these weird things called vuvuzelas...
Suddenly, there was a noise more ghastly than anything you could ever imagine
Tib was FURIOUS
And the FNGs were scared
Finally, Tib had had enough
VICTORY!!
In other news, Fippy and Tower are dying every week, along with some other events for lootz. Check back next week to find out how Team Tenacity saves the server!
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